*Just as a note, these are NOT real rules and I do NOT represent MAGFest with my views.*
*This list is for joke purposes only*
Feel free to add to the list as you see fit.

1) Please do not hump tv's or computers, stick to people

2) Please check the wristband color before commencing humping, red bands = NO GO

3) Please don't stick things down your pants that are not intended for that purpose, this includes all MAGFest supplies and materials

4) If you are old enough to drink please don't put beer in sink, it is heavy, stick to the bathtub

5) If you act like an ass expect to be calmed down by anthrocops

6) Don't whine about anthrocops, it makes you look like a little baby and annoys us

7) If you are under 18, don't be promiscuous or we will be forced to put you under parental supervision of some kind

8) Go to the concerts, they're good for you, we promise

9) If you have a weapon don't hit others, it's not nice. Hit yourself, it's more amusing to everyone else around you

10) If you steal anything from anywhere around MAGFest we reserve the right to steal the stuff you came with